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sherolcks:

dating me would involve:

  • bed all day
  • netflix
  • pizza
  • coffee
  • sexy time
  • kissing
  • tv shows
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All I fucking want is you
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joseguwop:

I’m a hood nigga but I’m also a r&b nigga

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scourgefur:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

BITCH, TELL ME AGAIN WOMEN CAN’T BE MOTHERS AND WORK AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, I WILL CUT YO ASS

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in-vagina-we-thrust:

i bet the words “2 to 5 years” plays in his head when they’re about to have sex

in-vagina-we-thrust:

i bet the words “2 to 5 years” plays in his head when they’re about to have sex

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

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Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.
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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via wordsnquotes)
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