turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours. Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook 
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This cat ain’t normal 🐱🐱🐱 #cat #modelcat #notnormal #whysheaintmovin #beerpong #beerponginterference

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I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
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  • me: i have to pee
  • friend: then go pee
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: no
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ponderation:

turn of the year by Stefan Thaler

ponderation:

turn of the year by Stefan Thaler

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divnvx:

Home 🙌

divnvx:

Home 🙌

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Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice. missing this so badly. (via sharleex3)
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kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

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lawebloca:

Friends

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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There’s a special place in my heart for the ones who were with me at my lowest and still loved me when I wasn’t very loveable.
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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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